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Which one of the OG Beta B*tches are you??? There are 11 different results! Take the quiz to find out!

Which Beta Boy Are You?

Congrats! You probably have bronchitis. Or a sinus infection. You always stand up for what is right, and you aren't afraid to speak your mind, like Lumpy. You must be from Wisconsin! You've also probably already read Hillary Clinton's book exactly 420 times since it came out. Also, stop writing so much poetry and do your damn theory homework. Sheesh.

Lumpy

You're the cutest button on campus. You've got bangs out the wazoo and can hit an F6. You're vice president of Aurora and the section leader of the Soprano 2 Highs. F6 and Soprano 2? Yep, you sat in the wrong seat on the first day. That's okay though! Don't worry! You can sing literally anything.

Buttcakes

Congrats, you are resident hippie of the squad! This is an excellent thing. You've made the farthest trek to be here at Luther, so that's a thing to be proud of! You're drowning in music classes, but at least you're chasing your dreams. You're quite the singing, ukulele, saxophone, guitar extraordinaire! You also have a secret tattoo that is bound to appear at some point soon ;)

Womb

You got any oils? Yeah? Well then, you must be Emma Estrogen! Between tending to your GI track, your amputation scar, or Camden's mild cold symptoms, you're the gal to go to for apothecary. There's also a slight chance people use you to get to your mother, but that's perfectly fine because you understand how much of a rockstar Barb is. You also probably can't wait to teach some kindergarteners latin in a few years! How exciting!

Estrogen

You are the Vinestar herself, Millie Lauer. You must have some pretty dank memes hidden in that Rapunzel hair. Your quiet exterior is the perfect camouflage for your sass and humor. Your ability to keep a straight face when telling a joke is off the charts! You should be proud to be Millie.

Millie

Indie queen, Megan Poopersmith? Is that you? Congrats, you've got people knocking down your door to become squad with you. You're also the world's first ever Embryoist. You're a gift to humanity. You also have two nose piercings which only ups your #CoolFactor. Many people may not know this about you, but you're actually living a double life like Miley Cryus/Hannah Montana. On the weekends or whenever glitter is available, you double to be Ke$ha. Rock on!

Poopee

Ah yes, you are the elusive Adrenal Gland. You may only appear for short amounts of time, but you are always wearing your trusted bro tank. If you aren't wearing a bro tank right now, you may need to check your temperature! Because unless there is 20 feet of snow on the ground, your shoulders MUST be exposed. You also accompany young students for their voice lessons. Little do they know, before their lessons, you actually bench press the piano! You are also going to be a rockstar Murse when you grow up. I hope there are some scrubs without sleeves!

Adrenal

Congrats, you are Hymen! Also known as Hemorrhaging. Also, also known as Hemorrhaging Hymen. You are 110% the dad of the group. Even though mom changes every week, dad will always be the constant. You introduced the group to Quiplash, a popular past time within the Beta Bitches. You also have a girlfriend. You are currently surpassing everyone in the Beta Bitches in this field. Do not take this honor lightly.

Hymen

Congrats, you're Ryan! Your greatest dream is to carry a rug across the quad. And guess what, you did it! You're likely to be the leader of Focus some point soon, as you got the chance to go to Rochester with the Focus Squad. You also drink Cherry Lime La Croix like it's water....oh wait... Your mother makes AMAZING cookies and you have a heart of gold. Your hair is also made of gold, so it is impossible for you to ever shave off, unlike others in the group.

Ryan

Congrats, you are Quinnyboy Chuck-em-in! You may perhaps be a vampire, we're currently unsure. You're not very sure yourself. You love to go on walks at 2 AM and watch the Luther Deer. You ask life's deepest questions... You also know the entire history of everything, so you're basically a genius. But behind those dark, curly locks is a beautiful voice and a beautiful mind. You sing opera like there's no tomorrow. (Especially songs from the Baroque Era)

Quinnyboy

Congrats! You are Jope. You are from Uruguay and you never seem to sleep. You go out at 1 AM on weekends and work at Marty's until 1 AM during the week. You're also going to be a doctor. How crazy. You just tried candy corn for the first time and you love it. You also love to steal Buttcakes' computer, but who doesn't?

JOPE

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