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Are you a Madison, a Mads, or a Madeline?

Which Madison Are You

What color sweater are you wearing today?

Ouch! You are probably eating another monster slim jim and crying over your sexuality right about now. You're probably also wondering what heels you should wear tomorrow even though you are fully aware that you have P.E. But do not fret my friend, your time is coming. Soon you'll lose thirty pounds and won't consider 7/11 taquitos a delicacy

"Maddy" i.e. fat and closeted

"I do not like kids" may be your mantra, but you have a soft spot for kids. People can often catch you conning kids into watching pixar movies and sometimes focusing more on the family dog then the actual child. You have a heart of gold and honestly love the kiddos you watch, but you leave feeling extremely drained and often chanting "I will never have kids"

"Ms. Madison" i.e. the babysitter

HI DO YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT OUR SHARKS TODAY????? You're super into all things shark and fish related. Yes, you will be extremely excited to talk about sharks to people five days of the week from 9-5, but soon you'll find yourself answering the same four questions. "Where is the battleship," "Where is the bathroom," "Will these Sharks bite me," "Y'all got sting rays?" After two weeks of these questions and constantly telling kids not to put their hands in the shark tank, you will find yourself slipping on your khakis and hoping that you will somehow fall into one of the aquariums and drown.

"Wanna Learn About Sharks????" i.e. Nauticas hoe

Oo daddy. You're pretty much balls deep in work and have reached your limit. The sweet release of death and tomato soup is all you want. People can find you passed out in a practice room or stumbling around campus looking for someone to go to chipotle with. You have about twenty finals to study for but instead you're going to re-watch Friends and cry about how difficult it will be to pursue a career in classical music.

"Mads and Sads" i.e. me at this exact second

The only thing that will be "gracing" your snapchat stories will be snaps of your feet on the sidewalk with a "New York" geo tag. You will be constantly texting your friends about how good the "city air" is for your health and how you truly "belong" in the city. You're pretty stress free until you go for a walk and get seriously lost in SoHo and have to call your dad to come get you.

"My Authentic Self" i.e. me after being in Manhattan for a mere three minutes

YAS BITCH! YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! YOUR MUSIC IS LEARNED AND YOU AREN'T STRESS EATING YOUR FEELINGS! You also don't crave death, are super comfortable with your sexuality, wear the clothes you want, and honestly have a happy outlook on life. Good for you bud, you are doing great.

"Mads" i.e. all my sh\*t is together

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