When you finally get out of class and realize Thirsty Thursday is about to commence
Waiting for all of your friends to get ready so you can head to the pregame
Taking that first tequila shot of the night
When you're already starting to feel it but your friends tell you to get your sh** together
Marching into the first club and scaring everyone off with aggressive dance moves to clear a path to the bar
Making fun of your friend who wore that incredibly restricting outfit and thanking god you wore your stretchy dance pants out
@ the bouncer who told you he can't let you in until people leave... then let's all his friends in around you
When you spot a hottie from across the bar
Three drinks in and your jam comes on
Six drinks in
Twelve drinks in
Uber ride home from your Thirsty Thursday excursion
When you finally get home and raid your fridge like it's f***ing Thanksgiving
Looking at your snapchat story the next day
Realizing all the sinful travesties you committed last night
And finally... to everyone who says, "looks like you had a rough night, eh?"
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