RIP Catan

We have suffered a biggo loss today. Read on for my deepest apologies.

NOTE: I am sorry. For your loss. And mine. Today is a sad day.

Catan is broken. It will never be the same again. Let me explain.

11:56 AMish May 16, 2018

It was the end of Robotics class. I was already late for my really important meeting with my Elm Street chicken tenders when the worst of the worst happened. Here is a gif to show what occurred:

Yes, I dropped my computer. (However it is fine now).

:thumbs up emoji:

12:26 PM same day, appx

I was in a rush because I was late to an actual thing I had for sport. (Not a game (yet)). I opened my drawer and it faced its downfall. Literally. The drawer slid all the way out and landed on the floor, spilling all of my clothes. I repeat, the drawer started literally running down the thin track thing it's on and fell onto my floor. It was not my fault.

I was late to softball so I had to shove the drawer back into place but again, I failed. Only until after the game did I inspect the damage done.

6:30something PM, a few minutes ago

I check the floor in front of my dresser and find this:

Nothing wrong? Look closer. Or not, and then everything is good.

That's right. Someone decided to take some sharp scissors to the box and scratch it all up. Not actually. But the box is now broken. HOWEVER THERE IS A BRONZE LINING TO THIS SAD STORY

Barely any damage at all!!!!!!!!!

Upon opening the box I found that the silly cards decided to play tag in the box and ran out of their small compartment-spot thing. I organized them back to their proper place and all is well.

Thanks for reading this epic saga we'll catch you next time in Gould House!!

Again, apologies for breaking the box. Actually, no apologies. It was not my fault, it was the drawer. My computer fell. I am not hurt.