1. When your phone is at 100%

You charged your phone overnight. You had a good night's sleep. Go conquer the world, champ.
2. 60% - It's chill

your friends try to warn you but you don't listen and go out regardless.
3. 40% - Stay calm

Breathe in. Breath out.
4. 20% - "Low battery" notification pops up

Dismiss Notification. Pretend like nothing is wrong.
5. 10% - All bets are off

Start writing your will, there's no coming back from this one
6. 5% - PANIC!!!!!!!

The number of memes you'll see today are counted.
7. 1% - There's only a few min left, accept the imminent death

step 1: Go on Fetal position.
step 2: Cry.
step 3: repeat step 2.
8. It's not over, you keep fighting, and then finally find a plug and feel like
When your phone is at 1%
You either find a plug or a portable charger and you feel like you're on top of the world.
9. 0% - Or you don't find a plug and it's game over. R.I.P.

Is it just me or does it feel cold in here?