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It's Time We Talk About Dane DeHaan

It's time to #getonthedanetrain

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1. Which means he has friends in high places.

2. Like REALLY high places.

Life ain't so bad. #beyondthepines premiere party.

Dane DeHaan@danedehaan

Life ain't so bad. #beyondthepines premiere party.

01:20 AM - 29 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. He kills it in high fashion clothing.

#Prada Spring/Summer '13 part 2. Featuring moi.

Dane DeHaan@danedehaan

#Prada Spring/Summer '13 part 2. Featuring moi.

01:21 PM - 17 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. And you literally won't be able to look away.

9. And his goofiness will melt your heart.

11. Because he hates the same things that you do.

I've never had the urge to punch anyone in the face more than when I see someone wearing Google Glass.

Dane DeHaan@danedehaan

I've never had the urge to punch anyone in the face more than when I see someone wearing Google Glass.

07:34 PM - 28 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. Says what you've been wanting to.

You ain't never gonna look cool walking around in ski boots. #Sundance

Dane DeHaan@danedehaan

You ain't never gonna look cool walking around in ski boots. #Sundance

07:01 PM - 18 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. And understands your pain.

I gave up giving things up for Lent.

14. He understands the simple joys of life.

Ain't nothin quite like watchin' babies meeting babies.

Dane DeHaan@danedehaan

Ain't nothin quite like watchin' babies meeting babies.

10:16 AM - 5 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. Like playing a sport he loves.

16. Owning a cute little pup.

17. And having a nice day off.

Y'all wanna go golfing or eat some oysters or go to the beach or get your faced licked by a smarmy dog or sumtin?? #iDo

Dane DeHaan@danedehaan

Y'all wanna go golfing or eat some oysters or go to the beach or get your faced licked by a smarmy dog or sumtin?? #iDo

10:20 AM - 21 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Well, he's about to play one of the most beautiful men of all time, James Dean.

20. And he's humble.

I get to do some pretty cool shit a lot of the time.

Dane DeHaan@danedehaan

I get to do some pretty cool shit a lot of the time.

04:59 PM - 25 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. A loving husband.

#Bestdayofmylife. Happy #anniversary @annawoodyall. You are my beloved and you are my friend.

Dane DeHaan@danedehaan

#Bestdayofmylife. Happy #anniversary @annawoodyall. You are my beloved and you are my friend.

09:12 AM - 30 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. And while we're all wearing sweats on the plane, he's flying in style.

Harry Osborn on his private jet. @danedehaan

Marc Webb@MarcW

Harry Osborn on his private jet. @danedehaan

10:59 PM - 19 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

23. Plus James Franco loves him.