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Release The Kraken

complicated tactical plan to defeat Trump.

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Dear BuzzFeed,

I'm disseminating this information to all important, big news companies; naturally you're at the top of the list.

After careful and detailed analysis of the situation, I've done it; I've figured out how to make America great again.

Step 1) There's this thing called a Kraken.


Feel free to go ahead and start congratulating me bigly on my awesome plan; It's gonna be tremendous. (Full sized jars of Nutella will be accepted as a tokens of the people's gratitude).

I've included a detailed visual aid which will ensure the plan goes smoothly.

Your friend and fellow concerned American,

MacKenzie Haley

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