14 Pieces Of Dating Advice As Told By "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"

Champion of the sun!

1. This piece of cheese wisdom.

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For when you have to ask "How much cheese is too much cheese?"

2. Sometimes being blunt is the best approach.

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Tell it how it is, Artemis.

3. Always have a good closing line prepared.

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"Wanna go get sweaty in the bathroom?" - Frank

4. You gotta put some effort into looking good!

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Doesn't Mrs. Mac look just precious?

5. A boat is a great place for a date.

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Because of the implication.

6. When in doubt, follow the DENNIS system.

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D - Demonstrate Value

E - Engage Physically

N - Nurturing Dependence

N - Neglect Emotionally

I - Inspire Hope

S - Separate Entirely

7. Don't settle for less than you deserve.

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8. Don't leave with any regrets.

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"Goddamit, I really should have popped my shirt off." - all of us.

9. Don't let anyone make you feel less than.

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"The only crime that's being committed today is the crime of ugliness. And sadly, you can't press charges for that."

10. Make sure you're prepared.

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Be safe, folks.

11. Be honest about who you are.

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That's probably true.

12. Keep it simple and light.

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Names is always a good place to start.

13. Make sure you know your priorities in life.

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Aren't we all?

14. And don't be afraid to put yourself out there.

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Wear your heart on your sleeve!

Thanks for all your great advice!

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Keep on dancing!