TV and Movies·Posted on Apr 11, 201918 Important Life Lessons We Learned From "Pet Sematary"If your husband is thinking about reviving the dead....DUMP HIM.by Luis Del ValleBuzzFeed Staff, MexicoFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Quick warning: the following post contains spoilers, so, ya know, proceed at your own risk! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Paramount Pictures 1. First life lessons: if you're in the market for a new house, maybe make sure said new house doesn't come with a cemetery?? Paramount Pictures 2. Like, especially if freaky kids with animal masks hang out around it. Paramount Pictures In general, masked kids are just not to be trusted, IMO. 3. Another important lesson: if your neighbor tries to talk to you about some supernatural place that can revive the dead, leave!!! Paramount Pictures 4. On the other hand, if you **are** the person who knows about that supernatural place for reviving the dead, maybe don't go telling your poor neighbors. Paramount Pictures 5. And definitely don't go visiting said supernatural hotspot if it's filled with ancient warnings that basically say "Keep out" in all caps... Paramount Pictures 6. Or if you learn that there may or may not be an ancient spirit haunting the grounds. Paramount Pictures 7. Pro tip: talk to your kids about death and dying before they become the walking dead... Paramount Pictures 8. And if your cat turns into an aggressive and violent zombie cat, maybe keep 'em away from your kids. Paramount Pictures 9. But, whatever you do, don't just **abandon** them somewhere. Paramount Pictures 10. If you're a doctor, and the ghost of one of your patients tells you not to do something, pay attention to them??? Paramount Pictures 11. Because if you don't, the ghost just might start communicating with your kids, which never leads to good things! Paramount Pictures 12. Speaking of ghosts, if your evil undead sister appears before you, you should definitely move. Paramount Pictures 13. As an aside: always use conditioner, because do you really want to come back from the dead with tangly scraggly hair like this?? Paramount Pictures 14. If your husband starts talking to you about reviving your dead daughter, DUMP — and I can't emphasize this enough — HIM. Paramount Pictures 15. And if you find out that he's already done it, LEAVE HIM. Paramount Pictures 16. Never wear slippers without socks if there is a murderous girl in your house. Paramount Pictures 17. In general, let the dead stay dead, and above all... Paramount Pictures 18. For the love of all that is good and buried...watch out for trucks! Paramount Pictures This post was translated from Spanish.