2.Nail at least two different points of your crucifixes into the wall.
3.Fix water leaks as soon as they happen.
4.If you see something in the mirror, don't look away, don't turn around, just run.
5.Learn as many demon names as you can. You never know how many you're going to need.
6.If you're dreaming about a demon, don't paint its portrait.
7.If your neighbors say their house is haunted, don't invite them to sleep over.
8.Always check dark corners.
9.Good idea: Give loved ones toys that make noise.
10.Bad idea: Give loved ones toys that light up and play music.
11.Don't let your kids make tents out of bed linen.
12.Always have an axe at hand.
13.If your sister screams out in the middle of the night, she probably has a good reason for doing so.
14.Homemade ouija boards are much worse than the ones they sell.
15.If you think you're possessed, record EVERYTHING!
16.Never get out of bed for any reason. ESPECIALLY not to find the remote control.
17.Here's a tip: If you're not sure if it's a possession or just a run-of-the-mill grumpy teen, use the ventriloquist trick to see if they keep threatening you while they're drinking a cup of water.
18.Never tie yourself to your bed.
19.If someone knocks loudly on your door in the middle of the night, don't answer.
