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The 20 Most Annoying Things About Being A Park Slope Parent

1% of Park Slope parents seem to have it all. The other 99% are seriously pondering a move to Kensington after another crappy co-op shift.

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11. The Cost of Those Must-Have Art and Music Classes

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But Music Together is well worth it if you can get into a class with a hot teacher who seems to sing the "Hello" song directly into your eyes.

12. Moms Who Say Their Kids Don't Watch TV

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So they make dinner, straighten up, catch up on emails... all without Super Why? Uh-huh. Sure. Let's just say someone's got an iPad stashed somewhere.

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Now there's a website, the Main List, a Classifieds group, a Career Networking group, it's "gently moderated"... And if one more of your posts gets rejected, you're going to bludgeon yourself to death with your (barely used) breast pump, $25 OBO, pickup North Slope.

17. Political Correctness on a Previously Unforeseen Level

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Do you think this is a boys' hat? Are you sure? Why, because it's blue?

It must be sad for you and your family, living a life based on labels and stereotypes.

Park Slope scoffs at you.

And superheroes.

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Parents have been advised that superhero costumes are out; real heroes like firefighters are in. So the baby in the Spiderman costume? So not welcome at the Halloween Parade this year.

20. Your Inability To Leave

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Leafy green streets... other peoples' brownstones... those great schools... In spite of everything, this is your neighborhood, and you're staying! (Until you get priced out.)