Keeping Up With the KardashiansScandalGrey's AnatomyOne Tree HillThe OfficeThe OCGossip GirlBelow Deck (or some other obscure television show)I literally never finish any TV show
I take it out on everyone that encounters meI go into my cold dark room and demand not to be disturbedI binge eat seasonal candyI let everyone know how stressed I am literally everyone must knowI am stressed so much I think I just assume its part of my personalityI repeat my to-do list for all to hearDrinkWorkout
Took this quiz instead of studying for an actual quizI have horrible luck with group projects and I am the only one who does any workEverything that could go wrong has gone wrong*Apartment announces we are leaving for dinner in five minutes*I overthink each detail of my daySchool, school, and more schoolCan't keep track of my boyfriendschronic FOMO
I don't really dabble in memes
Cinnamon BunsThe entire dessert menuAnything buffalo chickenSquash casserole, specifically my grandmother'sALLLL THE GLUTENA full steak dinner with shoestring fries and diet coke with free refillsJersey Mike's sandwichTea at the Ritz
"oh my""incredible""not I said the fly""hey sugah""sup dawg""ugh""whattttt?" spoken in a soft voice with incredibly high frequency*shrieks* *giggles*
Red WineLa Croix and VodkaTitos and raspberry Crystal Light in a Starbucks cupWhiskey and anythingPlatinum, I also have another in my back pocket*gets Iced*Vodka Sodaanything with Lemonade Crystal Light
Queen of EnglandStarring in my own DCOMBeing a pro on Dancing With The StarsOwner of Free PeopleEditor-in-Chief of VogueThe next Taylor Swift but not a snakeFamous for absolutely no reasonHeadmaster of #1 boarding school in the nation
Sweet as pieAll that and a bag of chipsA DoucheTMILittle bit of devil in her angel eyes#LegendAlertCalm, cool, and not collectedMysterious
Which Member Of Dan K Are You?
Congratulations, it's your world and we're all just living it in. So much so that you literally wouldn't let me type anything else for your description. Keep on calling everyone out for everything.
Congratulations, you are the smallest person with the sassiest personality. People who don't know think you are just dainty and innocent, but you're friends know you as the biggest betch on the block. Keep on keepin it real.
Congratulations, you are the life of the party that you don't remember. Some how, some way, every one knows who you are. You definitely wear sunglasses inside and all you really need is a nipple top gatorade.
Congratulations, you win, you're the creator of this quiz and now master of the universe. Go ahead and put it on your resume with all the other stuff you do. Maybe binge watch a series on Netflix with a bag of chocolate chips to snack on to celebrate.
Congratulations, you are a preteen boy. You're the redneck that just doesn't quit. After all, you can take the girl out of Hickory but you can't take the Hickory out of the girl. You're a hoot and a half and everyone knows it.
Congratulations, you embody the essence of a European love affair. You're a heartbreaker and a rule maker who always gets her way. Low key you have a shopping addiction and your mom is the mayor which is super chill. Zoom away in your topdown jeep
Congratulations, you maintain an active social life, a healthy workout regime, a 4.0 GPA, and somehow still manage to be a f***boy even from across the pond. We're all really jealous and absolutely do not know how you do it. Also come home.
Congratulations, you are a literal angel. You can do no wrong. Absolutely everything you do is adorable. You are the human version of a golden retriever. Your Instagrams are sick. *Slow clap*