10 Reasons you should never visit the Isle of Iona

Don't be fooled by the amazing reviews.

1. It has absolutely NO natural beauty whatsoever.

Via thetimes.co.uk

Fingals Cave is okay I guess.

2. Zero white sand beaches.

Trip Advisor - Scotlandmac / Via tripadvisor.co.uk

Urgh it just hurts your eyes doesn't it!

3. The local hall hosts ceilidhs regularly.

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I mean if meeting lots of new people, dancing around and generally have a great time is your thing then you will enjoy this I guess - you weirdo's.

4. The food is just awful.

The Argyll Hotel / Via bbc.com

Why would someone eat this! Also where is the Haggis?

5. The locals are clearly not friendly happy people.

Iona Craft Shop / Via Instagram: @ionacraftshop

Look how unwelcoming they are!

6. There is absolutely nothing to do on the Island.

Iona Village Hall Music Festival / Via Facebook: ionavillagehallmusicfestival

I mean unless you like music festivals, weekly yoga classes or circuit training on the beach.

7. And the camping looks awful.

Iona Pods / Via Instagram: @ionapods

How could anyone cope in these?

8. The weather is always terrible.

Lucy Small

Nothing but back to back clouds here.

9. The abbey clearly is not very inspiring.

Welcome to Iona / Via welcometoiona.com

Okay sure hundreds of people travel from all over the world to see the Abbey and learn about St Columba's arrival on Iona but really it's nothing to shout about.

10. Basically, these reviews speak for themselves.

Trip Advisor - John H / Via tripadvisor.co.uk

Harsh but fair.