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Create A YA Romance Novel And I'll Tell You Which Of My Pets You Are

This isn't a photo of Toulouse I just didn't feel like exporting a photo onto my computer. Anyways, you're Toulouse! Otherwise known as Bub, Bubou, Puppy-wuppy, Angel, Baby Boy, or literally any name spoken in a baby voice. What can be said about Bub that is not self-evident in the way his brown eyes encompass every pure emotion of the heart? You are objectively the best. Yeah, I pick favourites. Bub has seniority and I respect that. You're kind, adorable and a good listener. And you look really young for your age. But you're a bit dumb and very horny and you have mommy issues. Can't win em all, champ.

Toulouse

This isn't Yoko I just didn't feel like exporting a photo onto my computer. Anyways, you're Yoko! Otherwise known as Purmy, Purmbellina, Evil, Catto, Sexy-Wexy, Horny-P\\\*rny (I won't explain), and Kurmel. Look: you're a bitch. I love you, but you are. You keep everyone on their toes, you adorable psychopath. One minute you're showering a person in love and attention, then the next you're stabbing them and running away with their wallet. Truly a mad lad. You love to stare at people whilst hiding in high and low places. A sexy stalker, if you will. But me oh my, when you choose to give someone your love... the feeling... incomparable... Is that toxic? Maybe. But that song slaps soooo whateva!

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Yoko

This isn't Udi I just didn't feel like exporting a photo. Anyways, you're Udi! Otherwise known as Udi Chamudi, Udangel, Dangel, Dange, Chamster, Cham and Udos Chamudos. You're so nice. Fuck man. You're just a motherfucking angel, aren't you? Like you never react to any of Bub's jealous rage or Yoko's insane stalking. You merely blink those zen, amber-green eyes with the loving acceptance of charismatic cult leader. You are so soft. You sleep so deeply. You randomly wail in the middle of the day and then kinda just walk away, leaving everyone around you to be concerned and confused. You're also sooo clingy and tactile. I wanna squish your face. psspsspss

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Create A YA Romance Novel And I'll Tell You Which Of My Pets You Are

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