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this is out of pocket but uh. let's do a murder!!!! and find love!!!!!!

Commit A Crime And I'll Tell You Which Of My Friends Is Your Soulmate

Who would you m*rder?

How would you ~do the deed~?

What's your motive?

Where are you hiding the body?

Do you feel guilty?

Do you get caught?

Your soulmate is none other than Nina! You're into loud, aggressively extra English Majors, I guess? Quite frankly, you should shoot your shot. This bitch will fall in love with whoever looks at her. Compliment her at your own risk, my friend; you might accidentally stop her dumb little heart.

Nina

Your soulmate is the wonderful Helen! You love fiery, intelligent baddies who will cut anyone who looks at you funny. After spending a mere ten minutes with her, you are guaranteed to have memorized "Silk Chiffon" by MUNA ft. Pheobe Bridgers. You get to be the eye-candy that Helen brings to all her upscale, corporate galas! Hooray!!

Helen

Your soulmate is the radiant Katarina. You're into sexy, pun-obsessed horsegirls who look like they're allergic to nuts. Katarina probably manifested your love by programming her crystals to make it happen. Were you compelled by her perfect personality or by spirit magic? Ultimately, who could say. You'll be featured in many a spicy TikTok with this beautiful gal!

Katarina

Your soulmate is the effervescent Naomi. You're into hilarious, snarky, semi-functional adults who actually know how to drive. Naomi will send you TikToks that describe your current emotional state so accurately that you'll wonder if she's always watching you. You'll also get to fend off Nina's creepy sexual advances on your girl! And Naomi will be so thankful :)

Naomi

Your soulmate is the magical Izzy! You love hilarious, high-energy icons who will spur-of-the-moment bike around the city in the dead of night! Do you like DRUGS AND ADVENTURE?? Well good!! You and Izzy are gonna have lots! And also lots of cuddles and really good food! Delightful!!

Izzy

Your soulmate is the ethereal Ellie! You're into witty, incredible, Women In STEM (TM). Ellie will make you laugh so hard that you accidentally pee a little bit in your pants. Like not dripping wet or anything but uh you definitely left a spot. You'll be the subject of very beautiful music that she'll REFUSE to show anyone.

Ellie

Your soulmate is the incredible Mya! You're into GAMERGIRLS who're so POG and GG and whatever the fuck. LOL, in every sense of the acronym. Did I just #expose Mya? Maybe, but you love this about her because she's so bright and funny. Spending time with her feels like you're basking in the sun. You will never be immune to her iconic laugh!! AH HA HA.

Your soulmate is the magnificent Julia! You're into hot, stand-up-comedian ass, talented ass MODELS. But she's a MARRIED WOMAN. So uh. I dunno mate, you're gonna have to do something about her "boyfriend." I will not suggest what. (Tristan if you're reading this dw angel you're perfect and you make Julia so happy. so we stan you for that one, king) Julia will write an opera about you.

Julia

Your soulmate is the brilliant Alice! You're into sexy, supremely insightful thotties that make memes so funny that you'll audibly laugh. Alice has a cat that she will always love more than you, but you'll get to pet the cat so its ok. Don't worry though; Alice's boundless and enriching love will be so strong that you'll almost believe that you're better than a feline!

Alice

You have unlocked the divine Betty. You're into girls who are richer, sexier and more mysterious than you. Betty works like 456738 jobs but HEY. She'll always make time for you. You guys can get really stoned and watch movies and pet her guinea pigs. A gay ol' time. Betty will buy you expensive jewelry at a discount price. Sugar Mommy.

Betty

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