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naomi is now 20 and therefore must be married off. but only the cream of the crop may proceed. are you cream? or are you a no good piece of shit? find out!! :D

Answer This List Of Arbitrary Questions And I Will Decide If You Can Propose To Naomi

You are The One™. You simply must marry Naomi. You know in your heart that I am not telling you anything new; I am merely unveiling what has lived within you this whole time. She is the Gabriella to your Troy, the Shiva to your Baby (oh lmfao that's actually really dark), the Nathaniel and/or Greg to your Rebecca. gO GET YOUR GIRL \*sobs\* AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD \*wheezes\* PLEASE HAVE AN OPEN BAR AT YOUR WEDDING. btw i hope ur jewish

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Propose NOW.

Sorry bud. I hate to be the one crushing your long-standing, fervent love for Naomi (who could blame you?) but the woman of the hour sees you as a friend. An amie. A compadre. A chaver. Do not fret though, my sweet summer child; perhaps one day, Naomi will look at you and think, "a-WOOO-ga!! That is one sexy babe!!!! What I wouldn't give to **\[censored\]** their **\[censored\]**!"

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Denied. You are just a friend

You absolute PSYCHO. You total LUNATIC. You're insane. Unhinged. I can sense your insidious, evil intent from 500 metres away (the length of your restraining order). Bro you want to do WHAT to Naomi??? That's sick, dude!!! Get help!! Wait, what are you reaching for? Is that a– OH MY GOD. W-wait, please no, PLEASE–

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