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Giiiiirl, you'll be a womaaan soon.
WAAAAA-TERRRR.
Bow down, plebes. Boss coming through.
Spoiler alert: It's you!
BUT YOU ~GRADUATED~!
Everyone should actually get this day off work.
And then just being like, "Nah, I like my organs too much."
Every single dollar counts.
Bald is beautiful, baby.
And then obviously you christen it with some wild lip-synching.
Dirty dishes in the sink? Mine. Grime in the shower? Mine. MINE — ALL MINE!
"Oh my — this is... Wow. Your baby?! From your..." Mind = blown.