Christoph Waltz is a handsome man.
But did you know he used to be even hotter? Like, scary attractive.
Behold, Christoph Waltz in "Kopfstand."
Not convinced? I'll let these GIFs do the talking.
And here he is as Tristan in "Tristan and Isolde."
I mean, honestly. That hair.
It's enough to wear you out.
Lucky for you, young Christoph Waltz is great at cuddling.
Your Christoph Waltz crush is now complete. Go forth and spread the love.