This week's True Blood delighted fans with the surprise return of Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård) before the opening credits even rolled.
But what is he doing with Jason (Ryan Kwanten)?
And why is there SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION?
Because this is True Blood. And things are about to get amazingly gay. Fuck it, let's bring on the GIFs.
After some back-and-forth, Eric and Jason end up on the floor together. And you're like, What the hell is happening?!
But suddenly you don't care that this makes no sense.
Context? Who needs context?
You have no idea how this could possibly fit into the plot.
But what is a plot even?
Plots are overrated.
Oh.
My.
God.
This is the best thing that has ever happened on True Blood.
This is the best thing that has ever happened on TELEVISION.
True Blood could end right here.
Like, after this one scene.
I can't even remember if there are any other characters on this show? Or what it's about.
Like I think it has something to do with vampires.
But I'm honestly not sure.
AND IT DOES NOT MATTER.
But the True Blood gods giveth. And they taketh away.
Because it was just a dream.
Oh, well. Recall the immortal words of Sophie-Anne Leclerq (Evan Rachel Wood).
