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The Essential Beeper Codes You Might Have Forgotten

Before text messaging, we communicated using numbers like prehistoric '90s robots. Here's a quick refresher.

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01*01*01 = "Don't have a cow"

05*05 = "Margaritas, dude!"

09 = "Why don't you get a cordless phone like regular people?"

100*200*300 = "I can't see you anymore"

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10000 = "Let's go for a swim"

143 = "I love you"

1432222222 = "I love you soo much"

1443 = "I don't love you"

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187 = "You're dead"

255 = "I'm at a payphone, hurry"

304 = "Ho Ho Ho"

35006*17715 = "Silly goose"

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380 = "Your last page has me smiling"

400 = "Wanna hear something stupid?"

415 = "Get an attitude adjustment"

440 = "Hey clown, cheer up"

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54321 = "I'm ready to explode"

6*8*1*9*8*17 = "U B 6 I B 9"

60*70*00012 = "Go to the door"

62180 = "I'm grounded"

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710 = "I'm out of gas"

8255 = "Get your butt over here now"

90210 = "What a snob"

9500 = "Friends"

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9779 = "Mmmmmm"

99*44*100 = "I'm almost totally completely bored"

99 = "Nighty night"

All codes courtesy this ancient relic.