1. All hail Yolanda Foster, U.S. citizen.
The fierce, bullshit-free former model and unofficial Master Cleanse promoter became a U.S. citizen today. That’s right: everyone’s favorite Dutch goddess has officially joined us, and I’ve never been prouder to be an American.
11. I know some people think Yolanda is just as awful as the rest of them.
17. Let’s not forget that this is the woman who gave us one of the best quotes in Real Housewives history.