1.
"Some people enjoy hand-fishing. Britney spears."
2.
"She unloads the dryer onto the bed. Ben folds."
3.
"Why do you need a gardener? John waters."
4.
"You really should be more careful when you're talking shit. Amber heard."
5.
"It's more expensive to valet. Phaedra parks."
6.
"Norman fell. Someone call a doctor."
7.
"Emily rose. The birds were chirping outside."
8.
"She can't help but make a snide remark. Bill withers."
9.
"Tom waits. The train is late again."
10.
"William hurt. Another birthday forgotten."
11.
"The smoldering hunk unbuckles his belt. Robin quivers."
12.
"The barn goes up in flames. George burns."
13.
"The hole is just big enough for the rope. Keanu reeves."
14.
"Imogen poots. She hopes that no one notices."
15.
"Jordin sparks. (Jordin is a robot.)"
