Travel·Updated on Dec 5, 201929 Reasons Portugal Should Be Taken Off Your Travel Bucket List ImmediatelyThinking about a trip to Portugal? Think again.by Louise KhongBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. PSA: Don't waste your time and hard-earned money going to Portugal. View this photo on Instagram 2. I can't stress this enough: Traveling there would be a huge mistake. View this photo on Instagram 3. There's absolutely nothing to see or do. View this photo on Instagram 4. The cities are drab and soulless. View this photo on Instagram 5. The streets are so crowded and stuffy, you'll want to leave immediately. View this photo on Instagram 6. See, even this bird wants to get out! Bye! View this photo on Instagram 7. Don't even get me started on the "beaches". Like, can you even call this a beach? View this photo on Instagram 8. They're always packed anyway. View this photo on Instagram 9. And there are no nice places to swim. View this photo on Instagram 10. Could this water look any less inviting if it tried? (Probably not.) View this photo on Instagram 11. More bad news: The caves suck too! They don't even have proper roofs??? View this photo on Instagram 12. And the walls are falling apart. View this photo on Instagram 13. The islands are bleak and boring. View this photo on Instagram 14. If you thought the coast was bad, definitely don't venture inland. View this photo on Instagram 15. It's all very same-y. View this photo on Instagram 16. Trust me, there's absolutely nothing for you there. View this photo on Instagram 17. As for the food, it's so awful you'll probably starve. View this photo on Instagram 18. There are no local delicacies worth eating. View this photo on Instagram 19. Good luck trying to get a decent wine anywhere! View this photo on Instagram 20. Did we talk about the terrible weather yet? I mean, look at these hideous clouds: View this photo on Instagram 21. And this snow! Yuck. View this photo on Instagram 22. Most of the buildings are old and dated. View this photo on Instagram 23. They pretty much all look identical. View this photo on Instagram 24. Architecture in Portugal = completely uninspired. View this photo on Instagram 25. None of your friends will want to travel there with you anyway. View this photo on Instagram 26. There's no scenery worth taking a photo of, let alone uploading to the 'Gram. View this photo on Instagram 27. Seriously, why would you want to put yourself through this every evening? View this photo on Instagram 28. Do yourself a favor and take Portugal off your travel bucket list, pronto. View this photo on Instagram 29. I definitely won't see you there. View this photo on Instagram