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Find out if you're a Carol, Lesley, Olivia, Corrie or a Chris with this Coronovirus quarantined inspired quiz that probably contains curse words and a few interesting revelations.

Which BushLaneCrawford Are You?

Pick a celebrity crush. 

Pick an engamement ring. 

Your favorite dog?

Pick a guilty pleasure

Your favorite band? 

Pick a cause.

How many times do you poop a day? 

Finally, who is your favorite person? 

You're a friend of the world! You love people and people love you. You know each of your 1,200 Facebook friends personally and have had a beer with each of them, at least once. You are loyal, mostly to a fault and believe in second, third, and fourth chances. But as much as you love others, you love yourself more. You have a solid sense of style and your favorite bands are those no one else has ever heard of. You are a meticulous and serious professional but you're not afraid to poop at work. Answering the telephone is far too gauche for you and you only return phone calls when you effing feel like it.

Cheers! You're a Corrie!

You are probably the nicest human being on the planet, except when you're not. You're not afraid to tell people the truth, but you'll tell it in the sweetest way possible. You detest being "bossed around" and are an adventurer by nature. You have a tender heart and enjoy expressing your feelings but trying to make plans with you is like nailing Jello to a wall. You cannot just clean house. Instead you have to rearrange the entire house first and then you may or may not actually finish cleaning. You likely have 47,000 water bottles on your bedside table. You are a horrible liar and your optimism can often seem like naivety. Passing gas is a natural part of life so doing it in front of others is no big deal.

Congrats! You're an Olivia!

Your two most favorite things in the world are Tom Brady and making lists. In fact, you probably have a list listing all the ways you love Tom Brady. Actually, you probably have a list somewhere reminding you to make a list of all the ways you love Tom Brady. You are a man's man, a true Patriot (both American and New England) and once you set your mind to something, there's no turning back. You are a quick thinker and as witty as they come and prefer a Cub Cadet over a John Deere any day. A no-nonsense, get your shit together kind of person, you have no time for failure and leave the house each day ready to win another effing Super Bowl. Finally, you prefer to buy your peanut butter and jelly pre-mixed.

Play on Playa! You're a Chris

The Coronovirus quarantine has got nothing on you. You never left the house before Corona, unless it was for a trip to Lowes or Chick-fil-a (your two favorite places on earth). You love nothing more than a good Snap Chat filter and your bed. You love a good home improvement project but it's going to take you 45 years to complete. Nonetheless, it will be nearly perfect when you're done. You believe in justice and don't have any qualms about calling people out for being self serving. You're loud and use curse words even unnecessary and in mixed company. You work hard but sleep even harder. Your eyebrows never match and you didn't know you has a big nose until Josh Goldman told you in the 5th grade. You love hard but hold grudges for a lifetime. You hate the idea of pooping at work but if it has to happen you are going to tell everyone first so they do not come into the bathroom. You are convinced Carole Baskin killed her husband but you know she poisoned him with her pink oleander before feeding him to the tigers.

Oh hell yes! You're a Lesley

Ahhhhh, Carol. Little Catholic girl turned bad Mama Jamma, you are one hell of a person. You're an intellectual and a princess all wrapped in to one.  You have little patience for stupidity and excuses. You're one of the boys - digging in the dirt, baiting hooks, and cleaning crabs, all with a 2 carat diamond on your hand. You love sparkles, sterling silver, and gold gilding but also love a good tractor ride. You are fiercely loyal, fun, and a friend to most who know you. You think you have slick dance moves. Your children would disagree. You believe in making moments special for those you love. Your sense of humor is on point and you strongly believe in teaching your children only the anatomically correct words for their private parts. If your kid tells you they have an ear ache or a stubbed toe, you will encourage them to go poop before offering any other type of medical assistance.

Hey Cool Cat! You're a Carol

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