If he snatched Kingsley's nose...
Or he grabbed Dobby's nose...
"That's right, I'm bringing sexy back."
If he stole Ron's nose...
Or yoinked Luna's nose...
"I'm too stunning to live."
If he snapped up Hermione's nose..
"Look at me, I'm a precious angel baby."
Or got Dumbledore's nose...
Or if he swept away Snape's nose...
Or he got the nose of all noses, Harry Potter's...