1. Long sleeves. Your arms have gotten you this far — show them off.
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*If you want to, and weather permitting.
2. Itchy sweaters. You're 30+, treat yourself.
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*Unless you like them???
3. Bras — also optional.
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*Unless you like boob jail, more power to you.
4. Shirts that cover your midriff. It's been hiding long enough — free that belly button.
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*If you want to.
5. After 30 definitely stop wearing shoes you don’t like.
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*Comfort is a personal opinion.
6. Anything you don't want to?
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If you want to dress as a fruit or root veggie, that's your choice.
7. Any clothing at all. Fuck it. You look amazing — might as well just stop with the clothes.
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*If you want to.
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