Jason L.

Jason Lloren, a small-time crook turned psychotic super-villain, nearly destroyed Earth in the year 3157 A.D. before being captured by Justice Legion X-treme and imprisoned in an extradimensional gulag on Talus IX. Breaking free, he stole Dr. Tachyon's Time Disruptor and traveled to the 21st century, where he pretends to be National Desk editor for the San Francisco Chronicle and quietly plots his revenge. He owns a ferret and enjoys tennis.

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'Empire Strikes Back' Director Kershner Dies

May the Force be with him. Always.

Jason L. 13 years ago

Happy B-Day, Smokey!

He's 65. But because the economy's so sucky, he has to postpone collecting Social Security until 2014.

Jason L. 14 years ago

World's Youngest Badass

Tong Liangliang is only 2 years old and smokes a pack of cigarettes a day. I like how the adults in the video are amused by him. Awwwwww.

Jason L. 14 years ago

Reason to Hate Comi-Con #846

Man, I so wanna smack these people.

Jason L. 14 years ago