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    14 People Who Totally Want To See My Ears

    A complete list of the creepos.

    1. Gabriel Foley

    This guy is one to look out for. He'll creep up on you and flip your hair without consent.

    2. Gab Foley

    This is like Gabriel Foley, but like half the size.

    3. GF

    (short for Gab Foley who is shorter than Gabriel Foley who is short of getting a restraining order from my ears)

    4. Fabriel Goley

    Despite this better name, he still ain't seein these lobes.

    5. Gabri-EAR-l LOBE-y

    haha.

    6. GaBrIeL

    iM rUnNiNg OuT oF iDeAs AlReAdY

    7. yɘloᖷ lɘiɿdɒᎮ

    Why did you say 14

    8. Yelof Leirbag

    pleh rof yrc a si siht

    9. also gabriel

    ive commited to a joke that died at point 5

    10. What would Gabriel need if he was blind?

    Ga-BRAILLE

    11. I made a blind joke but I can't see a way out of this

    someone locked the basement door

    12. Gabriel Fooley

    he is inept and a fool.

    13. open the door gabriel

    i don't like being locked in rooms

    14. Bill Cosby

    just kidding it's Gabriel the basement master