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Can You Guess These MCU Movies Based On Their One Star Amazon Review?

Guardians of the Galaxy!

"The movie was not good. Literally the only good line in the movie is when the tree says "I am Groot". I am really struggling here to write a review though because there was not much from the movie that I found noteworthy to even comment on - good or bad."

"Everything felt meaningless because we did not feel familiar or vested in the characters. If you’re going to change the casting for [character] for the 3rd time, you’d better be damn sure that we will fall in love with them... I didn’t. I nearly fell asleep."

Thor: Ragnarok!

"Even the superlative Cate Blanchett couldn't rescue this rubbish. If you're old enough to be able to read this review, you're already past the movie's target demographic."

Avengers: Infinity War!

"Crap storytelling augmented by immense special effects. A giant turd. Now I need a time stone to get those two hours of my life back."

Iron Man!

"Horrificly racist movie with awful stereotypes in it--of everyone: women, men, Arabs, Americans, whoever. It was like a throwback to the 70s with a kind of twisted contemporary take on war."

Ant-Man and the Wasp!

"The tone of the movie was too serious and post credit teaser ruined what little enjoyment there was. My last MCU movie after a series of disappointments."

Avengers: Endgame!

"The script reminds me of my book reports from elementary school, hurriedly doing it the night before just so I had something to hand in. It appears the same approach was used here. No thought put into it whatsoever as it shows with horrible pacing, lazy dialogue, and the worst plot device to resolve the story."

Doctor Strange!

"2 hours of your life you will never get back. Really awful. No plot, ridiculous premise of people who can use "Magic"."

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Can You Guess These MCU Movies Based On Their One Star Amazon Review?

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