Whenever the shithawks start chirping3:30 AM, after the vegetables are finished roastingMovie, you say?11:47 PM, I have a lift in the morning9:45 PM, turn the damn music downIt's easy to tell, just wait for the noise to stopYou don't sleep, you sociopathically nap
3-courser, don't overcook the meatCheese with noodlesAnything but a green vegetableCucumbersLeave it to BoyardeeMom's lasagnaGrilled CheeseInstagrammable breakfast bagelHuman remainsHuman remains with spices
If it's a white guy singing, turn it offAnything that you'd define to be "cultured"EDM + rap beats, only cause the fans love itYouth - MERS.Dave Matthews - Top 10Dave Matthews (everything vet) + U2Weird alternative music nobody likesDrake, Bob Marley, & R&BScott Helman, he's my cousin
Coronas and Ciroc - don't forget the limes"I'll take 3 of your most expensive bottle..."Whisky, the good stuffWhere's my flaskVape juiceDark beer (beauty)Naughty OtterBusch lattes
"Io vivo in Italia"China, only if you look close thoughBrazilItalian stallionA little bit of ItalyWherever there is a drought and no veggiesThe land where kids hit puberty at age 6
Snus, but Snapchat and eject immediatelyOnly if I can eat itAnything that goes in my fancy, handheld gizmoI LOVE DARTSDL snus fiendYuckAbsolutely not
AleAle without my shirt onAle, then Bubba's caesar specialStages, idiotAle, black suede bootsAsleep. I had ritual today!Ale, then AP with 1st yearsAle, after the blackmarket closes for the day
15 Aberdeen Resident Quiz
Your future is bright, and by bright we mean green. Lots of $$$ on the horizon for you, just get yourself a pair of slippers and an intolerance for trucks in the left lane and you're good to go!
The one and only. Don't expect to grow anymore as you hit puberty at age six. Silky hands on and off the ice. Better hope your friends don't chirp the vape...
Ah, our favourite nocturnal DJ. We could say you're going to make a lot of money but it really doesn't matter -- you make more money per week than any other student in the ghetto, yet you still live paycheck to paycheck. #friendship
Shine Auto Detailing's fearless leader. Better start working on your body because you'll soon find yourself shirtless at parties (bruh). Best dancer in the ghetto and loves everything to do with the fellas. Add him on Snapchat and saddle up for a documentary when he goes to the museum
A poor man's Michael Del Zotto, you're 50% lizard, 50% Italian stallion. The so called "chief" of Commerce is the 15 Aberdeen creature who has never been wrong about anything in his entire life. Name a bigger Dave Matthews fan... I'll wait.
Buy it? No, build it. Hope you like Snapchat, grilled cheese, and the combination of the two, every. single. Monday. Honestly though, please, please, PLEASE turn the damn music down, it's a schoolnight.
15's very own resident sociopath. If your friends frequently get mad at you, you have shit friends -- it takes effort to get Wattsy upset. You're a simple man, with needs limited to grade-A homemade breakfast sandwiches, finishing work before fun, a bathrobe that only comes out in certain situations, and vegetation that is carefully watered and cared for. You did well on this quiz.