1. Not All Dougs Are Named Douglas
2. Dougs Will Always Vote 3rd Party
3. All Dougs are from Santa Fe, New Mexico
4. All Dougs CAN Eat a Whole Boiled Chicken
5. All Dougs Have The Same Dream Every Night
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