1. "It is a chore... every day... to hear you speak."
2. "Do not tell me you have forgotten that I only drink water straight from a spring."
3. "Really lean into the brushing, minions."
4. "Didn't you wear that shirt yesterday?"
5. "It is fascinating to me that you think this story is one you MUST share."
6. "Your mirror face is a true embarrassment."
7. "We're actually just having a personal conversation if you don't mind."
8. "I have nine lives, and all of them are more fabulous than yours."
9. "I've said it before and I'll say it again: I refuse to live in a building that doesn't offer water aerobics."
10. "I'll allow this, but only because I pity you."
11. "Sorry, I don't have time for autographs right now."
12. "This couch is built for one."
13. "I just need me time."
14. "I am alone in my greatness. No one is on this level."
15. "I'm amazing. The cat's out of the bag."
