1.
They broke one of your most prized possessions and just said “oops.”
2.
They leave their dirty dishes in the sink. For days.
3.
They don't understand that you should be wearing pants when you sit on the living room couches.
4.
They go into your closet, steal your favorite blouse, and stain it before putting it back.
5.
They don’t understand what the rubber band on the doorknob means and are constantly interrupting *special* time.
6.
They eat all your food without letting you know or offering to replace it.
7.
They think the toilet paper fairy exists...
8.
...and they don't light a match in the bathroom after going "number two."
9.
They use all the hot water when they know you need to shower next.
10.
They always forget their keys and bang on the door at 3 a.m. so you can let them in.
11.
When they throw something out, but miss the trash can, they do nothing about it.
12.
They shave their beard and/or legs in the sink and constantly clog the drains.
