1. "I AM BEAUTIFUL, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY."
2. "Hey Everyone! Come and see how good I look!"
3. "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!"
4. "How can it be so easy to look so good?"
5. "Go ahead and bask in my radiance, guys."
6. "Did someone say... close-up?"
7. "Ain't nobody who can pose like I can!"
8. "I woke up like this!"
9. "Time for the charm bomb to explode!"
10. "Don't hate us because we're beautiful."
11. "I make this triangle print look GOOD."
12. "Try to not be intimidated by my handsomeness. I dare you."
13. "It's all in the head toss, darling."
14. "The other dog's just jealous of my star power."
15. "Oh! Lights, camera, and me without a stitch of makeup on!"
16. "Snaggleteeth are sexy, duh!"
17. "I'm not a model, I swear!"
Uh... Keep workin' on that smile there, buddy. You'll get 'em next time.
