1. "Of all the things that one could eat... food is the best."
2. "Handle with care, please."
3. "I'm just gonna take a rest on my spare tire here..."
4. "We only need a few... hours. Then we'll be back in action!"
5. "If I didn't clean my plate, I wouldn't be exercising my freedom as an American."
6. "Ah yes. I'm in my warm, happy, food place."
7. "... more, pleez."
8. "Don't... don't look at me. I'm a little soft-around-the-edges right now."
9. "Stop looking at my chin...s."
10. "I think I've found a comfortable digestion position."
11. "And now I have all of this time to reflect on what I just did to my tummy..."
12. "Iz okay... I'm... I'm definitely awake.... furrrrreal..."
13. "Whuh... what year is it???"
14. "My. GOD. I didn't know I was even CAPABLE of such consumption!"
15. "Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhhh..."
16. "What have I DONE??"
17. "I DID NOT THINK THIS COURSE OF ACTION THROUGH."
18. "WHY DID YOU LET ME DO THIS TO MYSELF."
19. "So much regret."
20. "DID I SAY YOU COULD BOTHER ME DURING MY FOOD COMA TIME?"
21. "WHAT? You really expect me to PLAY in this state??"
22. "This is my post-meal safe place. Begone!"
23. "Sweatpants are all that fits me right now."
24. "I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE."
