1. “Hey girl, isn’t it too bad Eve didn’t have a donut to offer Adam instead?”
2. “Feed me like one of your French boys.”
3. “Hey girl, I don’t wanna share you… or this donut.”
4. “Hey girl, I promise not to change the channel on you.”
5. “Is your dad a baker? Because this donut is really damn good.”
6. “Hey girl, being with you is an easy choice.”
7. “Hey girl, our love is neater than a sprinkled donut.”
8. “Is it hot in here or is this donut fresh out of the oven?”
9. “It should be illegal for a woman to look this great… just like my driving habits.”
10. “Hey girl, you’re more than just a stereotype to me.”
11. “Hey girl, there’s nothing I love more than Gchatting you all day when I’m supposed to be working.”
12. “It’s funny… I look at you the same way.”
13. “Hey girl, I’m a mess without you.”
14. “I do.”
- Bomb threats were called into Jewish centers in at least 13 states today, making it the fifth wave of threats since January.
- The suspect in a Kansas shooting that left an Indian man dead thought he was shooting Iranians, and the FBI is investigating as a possible hate crime.
- The trans sister of a Trump inauguration singer must be allowed to use the restroom that fits her gender ID, a judge ruled.
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝