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Multiple Baseball Mascots Claim To Have Affairs With Mrs. Met

Sorry you had to find out this way, Mr. Met.

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Beloved New York Mets mascot, Mr. Met, joined Twitter yesterday.

He seems like a nice guy.
newyork.mets.mlb.com / Via Twitter: @mrmet

He seems like a nice guy.

Unfortunately, other team mascots began tweeting photos of themselves posing with Mrs. Met.

Trouble in paradise?
Jim McIsaac / Getty Images)

Trouble in paradise?

Kansas City Royals mascot, Sluggerrr, was the first to come forward.

Hey @MrMet welcome to Twitter! BTW, can you ask Mrs. Met why she won't call me back?

Sluggerrr@Sluggerrr

Hey @MrMet welcome to Twitter! BTW, can you ask Mrs. Met why she won't call me back?

02:07 PM - 10 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Mr. Met fired back.

@Sluggerrr she purrr-furs a real man!

The allegations kept coming. Southpaw, the Chicago White Sox mascot, tweeted this photo in response to Sluggerrr.

. @Sluggerrr so you're the one Mrs. Met told me about. #stalker @MrMet

White Sox Mascot@Southpaw

. @Sluggerrr so you're the one Mrs. Met told me about. #stalker @MrMet

08:40 PM - 10 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Slider, of the Cleveland Indians, replied with this telling photo of himself dancing with Mrs. Met while Southpaw looks on.

.@MrMet @Sluggerrr @Southpaw Interesting...that's not what #MrsMet whispered to me❤️

Slider@SliderTheMascot

.@MrMet @Sluggerrr @Southpaw Interesting...that's not what #MrsMet whispered to me❤️

10:45 PM - 10 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Mr. Met has yet to respond to the latest claims.

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