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    11 Thoughts You Have When Going To The Bathroom On A Night Out, As Told By New Girl

    Because drunken thoughts, are universal thoughts.

    1. Why is the line always so freakin' long?

    2. But honestly, you're pretty drunk, so you don't really care.

    3. Especially because everyone there is so nice.

    4. No but seriously, friendships are being made here.

    5. The toilets though, are DISGUSTING.

    6. And as you sit down you realize you are MUCH DRUNKER than you initially thought you were.

    7. Which is when the bathroom starts to spin.

    8. Marking the moment when you start to contemplate your life's decisions.

    9. You think about how you should definetley go out for drinks more often.

    10. When you hear your song coming on.

    11. So you hurry out to grace the dancefloor with your awesome presence.