"I guarantee she faked that orgasm. I guarantee it."
"It released a puff of salt in my mouth!"
"I'm imagining all the women I've had the privilege of seeing naked. I can't call to mind a single thigh gap."
"A vegan! I don't know if I'm ready to be that open-minded!"
"Periods feel like, 'Oh, did I pee myself? Nope, just blood.'"
"You just stick these in your coochie, right?"
A group of women watch famous Super Bowl commercials and guess what they are advertising.