"It takes two to tango..."
"I guarantee she faked that orgasm. I guarantee it."
"I think my brain is about to explode."
Florida is all about that Disney.
"He has a puppy?!"
"I had a vibrating hairbrush..."
"It released a puff of salt in my mouth!"
"No, I don't know what a lumbersexual is."
"I'm imagining all the women I've had the privilege of seeing naked. I can't call to mind a single thigh gap."
"Can I update your Instagram?"
"You're yelling right now."
Cavemen used beards to intimidate each other. Hot.
"A vegan! I don't know if I'm ready to be that open-minded!"
We're talking ring bearers on strike.
"Periods feel like, 'Oh, did I pee myself? Nope, just blood.'"
"You just stick these in your coochie, right?"
So. Much. Lipstick.
“This tastes like liquid Mac N’ Cheese.”
"It looks like a dehydrated dick."
“I feel like I bit into a jellyfish.”
A group of women watch famous Super Bowl commercials and guess what they are advertising.
"...You told me you deleted Grindr.”