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21 Tiny And Terrible Confessions From Your Pets

"I actually believe that I own everything I pee on."

Illustrator Christopher Rozzi started his Tiny Confessions series in 2011 as a way to combine comedy with art.

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After adopting his dog Willie, Rozzi started to wonder about the odd — and oddly specific — revelations that his pet might be having throughout the day.

These totally honest confessions are the result.

1. The Space Case

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2. The Saboteur

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3. The Diva

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4. The DJ

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5. The Homewrecker

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6. The Slob

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7. The Indiscriminate

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8. The Dreamer

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9. The Foot-In-Mouth

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10. The Psychoanalyst

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11. The Conquistador

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12. The Free Spirit

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13. The Enemy

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14. The Mulan

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15. The Hater

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16. The Misunderstood

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17. The Big Ego

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18. The Addict

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19. The Resting Bull Face

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20. The Rubber

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21. The Loyalist

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For more of Rozzi's work, check out Tiny Confessions on Etsy.

The prints have also been compiled in a book, and will be coming out as a calendar in 2016.

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