1. Wearing your shitty clothes that you thought would be fine because you thought "you wouldn't be seeing anyone." Yeah, you really f*ck up that one. 2. Tripping or running into something. But in your defense, you had no reelection of that table being there. 3.Having/dropping food on your shirt. And then reaching into your bra to grab it, and proceed to eat it. 4. Suturing when you see them. Trying to play it "cool" just went out the window. 5. Getting annoyingly drunk around them. You probably should have listened to your friend when she said that you should get a water around six drinks ago. 6. Drunk text them. Self explanatory. 7. Stare at them.... and then get caught. I think you blew your cover. 8. Challenging them to something after they have repeatedly decline. I think you might have crossed the wrong line. Instead of going from "friends" to "flirtatious friends" you are now "friends" to "that person I try to avoid." 9. Having on yesterdays makeup that you tried to cover up with more make-up while you were hungover. Whether you want to admit this or not, we have all done this. 10. Not hearing what they said so you laugh and say "yeah...." It always ends up being something like their dog died. Once again, you f*cked that one up! 11. Finally, the worst of them all! Peeing outside because you REALLY had to go and there was NO WHERE to go, and they walked/drove by. Internally scared forever.
Have any of these happened to you?
