"Fun fact: Janet is me!" — Janet
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In fact, Janet is literally all of us.
1. Like when your friend drags you to a party full of strangers
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Mood.
2. Or when you're asked if your day's going alright
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Hint: nothing's fine. 🥴
3. When you change up your ~look~, but no one says anything
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We're just going to go cry in our Void now, thanks!
4. When you tell your friends that you've caught feelings
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Love hurts even when you're an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge.
5. When your best friend asks if they're making a bad decision
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"I'm living my truth and creating my bliss."
6. When your friend asks if you like their outfit
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"Also, interesting sidenote, I think I might hate things now, too. So far, it's genocide and leggings as pants."
7. When you're dramatic and blow things out of proportion
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Holy forking shirt, I'm about to lose my ability to sustain object permanence.
8. When you're fed up and dive into the drama
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"Is it an error to act unpredictably and behave in ways that run counter to how you were programmed to behave?"
9. When you remind everyone why Columbus Day sucks
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And that's on PERIODT.
10. And finally, when you have to hype up your BFF
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"For a robot, you make a really good girl friend.” “I’m one out of three of those things. But thank you.”
Thanks for sticking around!
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