1. I mean... JUST LOOK AT THESE FIREWORKS:
2. Look at this gloriously patriotic confetti explosion:
3. The marching bands bring magic to your ears.
This is art.
4. And the delicious grilled foods bring ecstasy to your taste buds.
This is love.
5. Desserts are SO MUCH cooler on this delightful day.
6. The mystical glittering fireflies are out of this world.
7. It's the holiday of the magnificent bald eagle...
8. ...and the holiday of the stunning and fashionable.
9. Popsicles are extra special that day...
Nothing feels better in your mouth than a sweet rocket pop.
10. ...and the night is full of ROMANCE and MYSTERY.
11. And most importantly...
Everyone looks hot as hell.
YAAAAAAAASS.