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You've noticed you've been walking a lot. Sometimes you stop doing work and stare off into space. What the fuck is happening? Could you be Lord Farquuad Ban?

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What is the most productive thing you've done all year?

Well.. it seems that you've been taking a lot more walks recently. Sometimes for 2 hours, but the occasional 3 happens on a stressful day at work. Well.. you've started turning on the water a lot more often. Sometimes, the tap runs for 30 minutes. Well.. What's that sound? Oh, it is just the sink overflowing. No problem! Let me get Emily to clean it. Actually, let me get Emily to clean the centrifuge as well. Well.. Maybe my house too! You can be found on the phone near the elevator, where you think that no one will see you. Surprise! People tend to walk down that path. Well.. Except Biscuit though. Well... He's banned from Robarts! Well.. You unbox things daily. Just kidding, you only come in 3 days a week! Time to go for lunch and a walk now! Well... you're a useless piece of shit

Well.. Well.. Well.. Holy Ban-ito! You're fucking useless!

Well.. it seems that you've been taking a lot more walks recently. Sometimes for 2 hours, but the occasional 3 happens on a stressful day at work. Well.. you've started turning on the water a lot more often. Sometimes, the tap runs for 30 minutes. Well.. What's that sound? Oh, it is just the sink overflowing. No problem! Let me get Emily to clean it. Actually, let me get Emily to clean the centrifuge as well. Well.. Maybe my house too! You can be found on the phone near the elevator, where you think that no one will see you. Surprise! People tend to walk down that path. Well.. Except Biscuit though. Well... He's banned from Robarts! Well.. You unbox things daily. Just kidding, you only come in 3 days a week! Time to go for lunch and a walk now! Well...

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