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You think you're tired of band and all the bullshit? Take this test to find out which of band's tiredest old bitches you are!

Which Fifth Year And Up (in Band) Are You?

You got Ms. Poo Poo Pee Pee herself! Between LHBSA, Uniform Staff, TBS, SAI, and of course, DeCadence Staph ;), you’ve done everything there is to do around here! People know they can count on you to help them out, even if they have to listen to your bad (stolen) jokes while you do it! You’re not sure if your hard-earned Liberal Arts degree will get you a job after college, but once you do, you’ll be sure to tweet about it!

Jasmine Leloser

You got Christopher Troung! Everyone’s favorite agent of chaos; you may be the quietest of this bunch, but you always speak up (in approx. 69 languages and counting) for what’s right and sometimes to destroy entire Big XII chats! With an eye for aesthetics and drive to do things well, you’re definitely going to make a difference once you’re out there in the real world!

Tristopher Chrong

You got William Scotty Scott Rich, Band’s Oldest Bitch! From the humblest of beginnings in band (20 million years ago) to present, you’re a legend amongst all. The band loves hearing your east-Texas babble when it comes to sports, fancy food, John Mayer, and everything in-between! We can’t wait to see you back next year!

Scott “Staph Member of the Year” Rich

You got Jacob Buckles, our favori-...second favorite? ...Fifth favorite messy white gay. You’ve got the (flag) strap, and even if you’re a little extra sometimes, we can appreciate the enthusiasm you have at all times!

Jacob Fuckles

You got Danny Bacic! As the only relic left from the Carnochan Era, you’ve truly seen it all when it comes to the trials and tribulations of Texas Football and the ebb and flow of the Longhorn Band. Ever-polarizing, at the end of the day, you have abs, a Masters from the University of Texas, and the friendship of Seth Coleman, so who’s really winning? Wherever you go, when you *finally* go... a frisbee will be sure to follow!

Daniel the Dan Man Basic

Are you on Staph

What's your favorite place to eat after a game?

Pick an Unofficial:

Have you worked at Starbucks before?

Best Moment from your Freshman Year?

Choose a NOVA boy to eat cheese whiz off of:

Why is Pokemon Ruby the best Pokemon game?

You're given a pineapple - what do you do with it?

Your section goes to IHOP after a game - they know it has a special senior citizens menu. What do you order?

You're asked to help organize the Ultimate Frisbee playoff game for LHBSA - how do you react?

Social Media of Choice?

You're told to make a PB&amp;J. How do you start?

Favorite class?

You got Cristian Argüelles, resident Pokemon Ruby expert! Of all the HELIOS men for the band to get stuck with, you’re probably in the Top 3! (Not sure if that is an accomplishment at the end of the day.) Although you have to deal with UT’s hardest major, Chemical Engineering, and constant teasing from Texas Memes, you’re grateful to be here! We can’t wait to see where your Halo Ghost takes you in the future!

Christian Arguëlles

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Which Fifth Year And Up (in Band) Are You?

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