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11 Words That Mean Something Completely Different When Your Phone's On Low Battery

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1. "One Percent"

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What it usually means: The minority of income earners who own a disproportionate share of wealth.

What it means when you have a low battery: The one part of your battery that somehow lasts longer than the other 99% combined.

2. "Airplane Mode"

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What it usually means: The setting that disables your phone's wireless features.

What it means when you have a low battery: The button you tap when you want to save power for all the texts and phone calls that were never coming anyway. 😭

3. "Outlet"

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What it usually means: An electrical socket. Kinda looks like a face.

What it means when you have a low battery: The first thing you look for when you walk into a room. Second are emergency exits. (JK, no one looks for those lol.)

4. "Wall"

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What it usually means: A structure that forms the side of a room.

What it means when you have a low battery: "This is my home now."

5. "Outdoors"

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What it usually means: The opposite of indoors.

What it means when you have a low battery: A dystopian hellscape with no outlets.

6. "Music"

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What it usually means: An art form made up of vocal and instrumental sounds.

What it means when you have a low battery: A luxury reserved for the nobles who live above the 15% battery threshold.

7. "Charger"

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What it usually means: A cable that repowers a battery-operated device.

What it means when you have a low battery: An umbilical cord but for adults, and the ONE thing you left at home. Whyyyyy.

8. "Vibration"

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What it usually means: *New message* ☺️

What it means when you have a low battery: *Please connect charger* 😒

9. "Juice"

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What it usually means: A beverage made from fruit or vegetables.

What it means when you have a low battery: That sweet, sweet electricity.

10. "Dim"

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What it usually means: Unintelligent or slow to understand.

What it means when you have a low battery: The light your screen emits when it closes its eyes and enters the 5% battery death throes.

11. "Life"

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What it usually means: All the stuff that happens between birth and death; the miracle of existence.

What it means when you have a low battery: How much time you have before your phone dies, and, consequently, you as well. RIP.

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