1. Of course, you'd have to identify the body first.
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2. Then there's the matter of going through the will.
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3. The newspaper would carry a touching obituary...
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4. ...and the sympathy cards would come pouring in.
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5. Naturally, the mortician would have some work ahead of them.
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6. But the wake would be somber and tasteful...
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7. ...and allow close friends to say their goodbyes.
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8. As for the funeral itself, it wouldn't be too different from any other memorial service.
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9. You'd have a heartfelt eulogy followed by music...
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10. ...and the peace that comes with knowing that their memory lives on in the cloud.
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