1. You envy the exciting lives portrayed in stock imagery.
2. Your imaginary friend made plans and didn't invite you.
3. You live-tweet your grocery shopping adventures.
4. Even simple tasks feel daunting.
5. Your pets have more interesting social lives than you do.
6. Comfort food brings you no comfort.
7. You think of middle school as the best years of your life.
8. The very idea of exercise depresses you.
9. You participate in medical trials for cash.
10. You stare at the washing machine for hours (and it's not even your laundry).
11. Your favorite ice cream topping is tears.
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