You know it's going to be a long meeting so the decision of whether or not to actually attend is a tedious process
But if you're going, you have to start it off on the right foot. This must include some bad jokes that people will ignore.
It's finally you're turn to talk and you are going to make a statement
However no one ever listens to what you have to say
If actual input is being ignored, it's time to shed some light on what the group could be doing instead.
As in watching the season premier of HTGAWM because I ain't missing that crazy Shonda Rhimes magic.
Only plan of attack on the meeting from here on out is to start making random excuses about why you have to leave early
There is only one thing left to do: slip out the back door.
All in all: meetings suck and Schmidt lives life to the fullest.