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    13 Questions To Ask Your Uber Driver When The Car Gets Uncomfortably Quiet

    You've got to kickstart a conversation somehow.

    1. How did Shrek come into possession of his swamp?

    2. What is the maximum number of babies that the average person who has a uterus could possibly have during their reproductively viable years?

    3. Genetically, what determines boob size?

    4. Why do some people have thick wrinkles on the backs of their heads in the upper neck area? What purpose do they serve? Why do only some people have them? What percentage of the human population has a thick roll of skin wrinkling the back of their skull?

    5. Do other animals (e.g. dolphins) have multiple languages or is that just humans?

    6. Why do babies sleep with their butts in the air?

    7. What are the legal ramifications of signing another person up to be on reality television without their knowledge or consent?

    8. Why is Caillou bald?

    9. Why is Caillou the worst?

    10. Can other animals (e.g. pigs) experience existential dread?

    11. Why aren't people in Disney movies more concerned about the apparent inability of main characters when it comes to making human friends?

    12. Why do the expressions "brother from another mother" and "sister from another mister" refer to close friends rather than half-siblings? Doesn't it make more sense to refer to half-siblings that way rather than friends to whom the speaker is not related?

    13. Do the friends and significant others of famous people who use stage names generally address them by their stage names or their given names?